mathlai:

parabellumeve:

TIL that my blog is the 5th result if you google “mermaid genitalia” 

why are you searching for mermaid genitalia

It’s a long story

no it’s not so here it is: I was writing a merman!crobby fanfic a while back and even though I wasn’t going to write sex I had to google it because of reasons. I also made a post about said google adventure.

And now I googled it because I saw on statcounter that someone landed on that post from the google search “mermaid genitalia” and that that post the 5th result.

but i cnat write a movie synopsis though *magicarp uses splash*

There’s nothing like me and ogaothin whining about the lack of Mark Strong on tumblr to make me create ALL THE PHOTOSETS. Prepare yourselves, the brooding tall guy is coming.