Does anyone else really admire Crowley?
- He does his research
- He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
- He has worked his way up in Hell
- He’s smart
- He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
- He’s witty
- He loved his dog
- He is multi-lingual
- He’s a hands-on king
- His job carries lots of responsibility
- He’s always one step ahead
- He gets shit done
- He’s a sassy motherfucker
- He can make muffins
When I grow up, I want to be just like the King of Hell.
all hail the king
Sam, earlier when you were confessing, back there. What did you say? I only ask, because…given my history, it raises the question: where do I start? To even look for forgiveness?
Jodi knows what’s up
Once upon a time, right here in Central, there was a butcher named Barry who loved his work. His favorite part was cutting up the meat into little, tiny pieces. But one day, Barry found that cutting up beef and pork wasn’t enough anymore so he took to the streets and began cutting up people instead, night after night! In time, of course, Barry was caught, but not before 23 victims had fallen prey to him and his knife. Naturally, after terrorizing Central for so long, Barry was sent to the gallows for his wicked deeds! And the world was happily rid of yet another evil man… At least, that’s what everyone out there believes…
